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Friday, July 01, 2005
Love is a Battlefield

Its been forever since I have written on here. I guess I could update on all that I remember or just ramble on mindlessly. I think rambling mindlessly will be more the case! Since it is me, and thats what I do.

First I'm gonna start with the important stuff. Ellie got accepted into the Capiliano College and is a student of the "costuming and wardrobe for the Theater and Film' Department. And honestly I couldnt be any prouder (is that a word?) So Naturally I am flying down to be with her for the first few days. Its been rough to get to the point of being okay with my best friend moving that far away but shes been so passionate and naturally talented when it came to fashion that I wouldnt be the friend I have claimed to be for the past 6 years. Shes going to be awesome and I will miss her but shes only an hour plane ride away. Congratulations!

The report from Jolena on the case of Sexual Assult that has been covered like crazy by the local news. We all knew it was coming... and if you didnt well OPEN YOUR EYES... This has affected many different people in different ways. Those who were taught by Dax stand with their mouths open catching the million misquitos that seem to sworm fresh skin. Its hard to deal with because it was so close to home and in our sancturary that once was the band room. I have been back and forth a million times about this topic sometimes I am sypathetic but lately my comment to anyone who mentions to me simply is. "you have to play the cards life deals you, in this case Dax was the dealer' Im sorry to say and few of you may agree with me and some of you will. Hey thats life. I just dont understand why this happened, and knowing the parties involved it shouldnt of. I am baffled... I dont know what to say at the best of times because at some point words run dry. but this is all that anyone can talk about. And if you are like me and got a phone call from the local newspapers you know that its not going away. I cant make a comment, although I knew all that was going on... Its not my place. For all of you wondering I will NOT be at the hearing on July 27th because kids thats what we call a PRELIMINARY hearing... meaning... that will be when he pleas guilty or not-guilty. I will not be at any court dates after that as well because I want nothing to do with any of this. I will not testify, I will not give media comments. sometimes its not your place, and this is one of them!

Okay enough about that. What else is there to report... Oh Mike got a the teaching position at scarlett... YAY, Im so happy for him. After all, if he can burst in there and help pick up the peices with paul and keep a somewhat happy face while doing it then SILVER PLATTER... heres the job you deserve! Ha.

Yeah I think thats it for me... 
A few Quick shout outs...

Ellie-May Clampett - Congrats guuuurl. That game was hella gay, and that biker vest oooooo damn he was... I am so excited about visiting you down in Vancouver. We are the Wheel of Fortune CHAMPIONS... isnt vanna white supposed to have blonde hair??

Joel - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU????

Paul - Im gonna miss not visiting you, I always enjoyed out chats and secret drives... ok so they were never really a secret but they were a good chance to talk about everything. Take it easy man, dont sweat the small (well in this case large) stuff... life is just too short. Keep in touch and we will certainly have to do another drinking night... perhaps on a night when I can actually drink too.. hahaha Im not much of a drinker! I cant wait to see you again, I love you Paulie.

Mike - I never knew that someone could be so much fun and harass me as much as you do all at the same time. Im always laughing when I am with you, because you are nuts. Im also going to miss being able to see you everyday. But there is always stampede and Bottlescrews. Remember, I'll be your birthday 'DD' Everyone has to get plastered on their birthdays. Keep In tough... and yah ok I love you too.

Ta Ta Ta Tara! - Hey you. Havent talked to you lately because you cant talk... Lil' Miss Chipmunk. Haha. I cant wait until you stalk me at the Stampede... HAHAHA... and the 13th when I get you hammered and try to sneek you into your house... better yet you can just crash at my place that night. Dont forget we have a fanfare date... Mike will be there... and I think Paul is adjudicating it too. hmmm, yeah I think he said that... so your dream of seeing them outside of school will then come true...hahaha

Hilary - YAY, 80 Beers in 364 days or maybe its like 370 days CHEATER... hahaha. J/K... Guiness tastes like MONKEY PISS with Foam on top. HA GAG!

Dave - I just love you... heres to hilary's death.... Ewww JUST FREAKING KIDDING

 

  

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Sunday, June 12, 2005
I need to hear more Cow Bell!!!!

We'll Saturday was interesting... and by that I mean not so much. I watched Super Troopers and then Part of 13 Going on 30... Didnt get through it because I had to take the bottles in and then I had to t ready to go to ellie's Piano Concert. It was a Good concert but a little longer then I would of thought... an hour and 30 minutes longer (the concerts was a total of 2 1/2 FREAKIN hours) Ellie Played really well I thought, she said she messed up a few times but it was so fast that it wasnt really noticeable. After the concert we went to Boston Pizza for some congratulatory beverages. HA, it was fun. I love ellie's Family they are so awesome. Tarzan was playing so we half assed watched that (that guy has a dirty sanchez) LMAO. Ellie and I had these Rocket beverages that were like those popcycles that were blue White and Red, man were they ever good. After BP's we met mike at bottlescrews. we sat around and talked until about 1am. I got home about 1:30 and went to bed. This morning I got up at 8:30 to pick up tara. COULD YOU LIVE A LITTLE FARTHER???? hahaha. We got to Spruce meadows about 10am walked forever to get to like the 'actual' spruce meadows. We went and looked at all the mounties horses. They were huge... and then we saw the HOTTEST mounty ever, right Tara. We carried on to the band area and popped a squat stampede got there and we watched them form up and I pointed people out to tara. They left and we went to get some food. we came back and talked to stampede people again for a bit and then CRUB and stetsons got there. I talked to Mike for a bit and then Brad Wandered over so I talked to him too. We just stayed with the band, actually.I talked to Tomas and Alex. I went for a walk with brad so he could get some loser horse. Hes a funny character. The Best Part of the day was when all the bands went to form up and God Pissed all over us. it was not fun because it would drizzle, then it would come down. The bands would take shelter and then it would stop they would come out... Drizzle, rain, shelter repeat until it got serious we had some major hail going on. Outta control. Like Brad Brown said so kindly we (as in him and I) were sporting the drowned rat look. and we were indeed. Soaking wet we finally made it back to the busses, Tara and I went with Brad and Wade to get some paper towel so they could dry off the instruments. Then I decided I was wet cold and miserable enough to go home. We said our good byes to mike, Bryan and 'hot' Brad brown (*WINK Tara WINK*) hahaha. Oh man! We got to the van and I changed shoes thank god my mom had her gym runners in the van and I changed my sweater thank god I was thinking and brought an extra one. I took tara home and then I poured down rain all the way home Elbow Drive was a fucking lake, not even kidding. I came in the house my mom looked and me and was like before you go anywhere take those pants off so I did because I wasnt so comfortable anymore. haha. I watched the rest on 13 going on 30 and then went and crawled in bed with my mom and just crashed for a good 45 minutes and then we ate some stew... SOOOOOO GOOD. and now I am here I think I might go do something... ya know other then this because this, is boring!

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Saturday, June 11, 2005
TGIF!!!

Friday was alot of fun... Alot went on...

I got to scarlett at about 10:30am to visit with Tara. Paul asked us to sort the jazz music so we did while listening to Grease and then Aqua... YAH WE'RE COOL! I explained many things to tara that girl is just full of questions. Ha, *wink wink, nudge nudge*. I didnt really talk to mike or paul that much I was slightly busy singing and sorting. HA! sick. I split right after the bell rang because I had to go and pick up ellie. We went to the north to see Joel. we saw him alright for like 5 seconds. AGH! WE talked for a bit and then We went to see my mom at work......BOOOOOOOOORING! Ellie and I were Hungry so we decided since we were like 5 minutes away we would go to peters Drive thru. I tell yah nothing like drinking a milkshake and eating a burger while its hailing like CRAZY!!!! We started driving back to the south the Deerfoot was just a mess. Visability was so low because of the rain and the splatter from other cars, and the calf rope bridge was a freaking lake it was insane. BUT, we made it over to Best Buy and Michaels. Did some shopping and then went to ellies we listened to some old 45's with her mom dancing and then I came home and after a while we went for a delicious dinner man was I ever full. ha. I dont know why thats funny! My sister convinced my mom that we should go to walmart...hurray... I did get Super Troopers though... what a funny ass movie. '20 bucks if I call that guy a chicken fucker' anyways.... We came home and then I left for the bar... I dont know which one its up in westhills I met, Mike, Paul, and Chris Herard there... there was other people but I cant remember their names... MY BAD. It was alot of fun...There was a few good laughs. and It was good to see paul out of the school setting. HAHAHAHA!!! We left at about 12:30am I drove mike home and then I came home and CRASHED. Ellie called at about 2:30am for a ride home but I missed the call... IM SO SORRY HUN!!! Yep that was my Friday. It doesnt seem that fun and interesting but it was! SO HA!


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Thursday, June 09, 2005
PENIS Tara PENIS

Ha, Ok so today was rather fun so I thought I would write about it.
I get to scarlett at about 9:30 which gave me a whole 40 minutes to get ready because my alarm didnt go off... BASTARD! heh. I talked to Brent and dustin for a bit. well I listened to them I really didnt feel like contributing. Mike came and found me (scared the shit outta me too!) Tara and I sorted music all period again. Listening to 'Ghost Train', 'October', 'Fanfare for the common man', 'Godzilla eats los vegas' and 'You can call me al'. It was fun because Taras fun. I sat and talked to mike for a bit too I cant remember about what though. Then all the noisy choir girls came and yeah, enough said hahaah. Filing was a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE disaster. (SORRY PAUL) At lunch I went and got Mike, Paul and I donairs... Man they were so good but I couldnt finish it! After lunch we just sat and talked for a bit and then we made sure all the new music was catologued in the music library. Tara and I hauled some (I mean 2) tables to the cafeteria. Hahaha. sadly we laughed all the way there... shes funny... PENIS Tara PENIS! heh. We filed away some music in the 'back room'. Ha, I totally cant say what all we talked about because some of it is personal but extremely hilarious. (Side note: whats the difference between laughing and giggling? It all sounds the same to me!) I even had a conversation with Scott Richards... that never happens. and Sam Mullens I stood next to him all last year in jazz and the most he has ever said to me was 'can I borrow your pencil?' Not that I ever made an attemp to talk to him ever. When we got the majority of that shit cleaned up we sat in the office and talked... again I cant remember we talked about drinking and um wisdom teeth.

Heres some Quick Shout outs.

Ellie - 'I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? Im afraid that Im not sure of a love there is no cure for' and 'this good song no?' Never forget our 'dance'

Tara - gurl, Im sorry we were never really friends last year... I absolutly adore you. NO JOKE! heh. I'll nver forget our 'back room' laughs... (well I laughed you giggled) Stop dating my cousin and Kiss a boy already. HA BRUTAL! Hurray for Spruce Meadows on Sunday, July 12 and 13th. you are awesome!

Brownie - You are so much fun, I hope you liked your birthday present! heh. I would kill to see you intoxicated... hahaha. I dont know what else to say...except, she's in love with you... (ya know what I mean)

Jewitt - You are fun.........sometimes........j/k. Seriously, you are awesome and then some. I like seeing you at school because that horrible 'c' word never comes flying my way. haha. She's not in love with you... (maybe you know what I mean...f-aroome) HAHA (I actually laughed out loud just now.) okay then, Im officially finished.

Kaley - I have a penis on my face dont I?... 'STEVEN TYLER PJs, STEVEN TYLER PJs' You are too humerous. Thats a gay word.

Jenn Szeto - I heart you

Tomas and Alex - I cant believe I forgot you guys last time. I love you both... You are just too, too, too funny. Tom YOUR A FOX! HAHA



 

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
three way sex scandles

So APPERENTALLY people read this...

Lately life has been slightly hectic. I had my crazy grandmother in from Sicamous BC and as much as I love her I dont so much love the attempt to be made less domestically challenged. Its really not I am incapable of household chores I just would rather not be the one to do them. My sister just moved her room upstairs... the room right next to mine ya know closer to ruining my life. Which is great because I dont hate everything about her. AGGGGGGGGGGGGH! She makes me absolutly retarded.  

Im Question Mark and Im Wondering

Whats with all the talk recently about three somes. I have become an huge sex and the city fan and tonights show was all about 3 somes. Personally I dont and cant completely understand the concept... I dont know what the point is I just couldnt get the though out of my head. I really am confused about the whole concept!

Have you ever watched The Surreal life, that show is dumber then Britney Spears' 'home videos' mixed with 'Growing up Gotti'. How do these million Dollar producers come up with these retarded ideas... and whats worse is they actually get viewer ratings because people are hooked on these shows. Have you ever seen the movie 'Team America' I have to say I had my moments of chuckles but call me a grandma but for the most part I was just offended. How is a puppet puking on screen for a little over a minute entertainment. Ugh, I am fed up with the bullshit television/movies that are supposed to keep our generation entertained. what happened to the classics like 'when harry met sally' 'ferris buhler's Day Off' or 'pretty woman' with entertainment value? Our Generation has because so wrapped up in dates, deadlines and uncontrolable urges for sex. AGH. Dont get me wrong I am all for it and the whole its your right I just dont see how it has to consume every waking moment in our lives. I think I am thoughtfully drained on this topic.

I always thought that in a friendship you would eventually loose interest and run out of things to talk about... Not with ellie. We laugh like there is no tomorrow when we are together. Last night we hung out it was fun we sat in my van and talked forever. Amd then we both went home and played 4 hours of Wheel of fortune. at 3 am we finally called it a night.

Oh, I finally talked to Tara about her 'information' It wasnt as good as I was expecting but oh well...

I think I might just do shout outs and call it an entry.

SHOUT OUTS.

Ellie - May... Man, I finally found out where that nickname came from... Beverly Hillbillies. Yeah. PIss covered childrens toy suck but making your own blizzards is sweet and awesome. In August we need to have another Panorama trip HELLS YAH.

Joel - I never talk to you anymore but at least we arnt constantly bickering like a fucking married couple. haha. Cant say I dont miss ya being around. I'll see you Friday!

Brownie - Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. Ok Bored of that now. You are funny. I cant even remember now why I was writing this for you... must not of been very important. ha, for the most part I must admit you are entertating. you have an hour before total drainage *wink wink nudge nudge* ha siiiick. Oh I have a funny story about one of your students and me sticking my foot in my mouth. Yeah ok... Peace out.

Jewitt - ok well you said you were going to read this so I think maybe I should give you a shout out. YOU ARE SO MEAN. I am never mean to you and you should love me because I am awesome and I drank that terrible 'beverage'. We need another bottlescrews night, ASAP. I also need to tell you the story of your student and sticking my foot in my mouth.

Tyler - WE NEED TO GO GOLFING!!!!! well when it friggen stops raining that is.

OK IM OFFICIALLY BORED!
 

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Masterbation

Well Well Well, I cant remember the last time I wrote on this so...

I will go back to Season Finale Thursday. I cant remember whatI did all day I went to get a news paper... and then came home and piddled around until 7 when the OC started... It was sooo good, I laughed, I pulled the
covers up to my chin and Sadley I cried. Poor Kirsten. Then My Sister and I watched ER, it wasnt too bad but it also wasnt that great... CSI, MAN ALIVE... Could I of been more attached to the t.v? Oh man why did it have to be my nick though? Quintin Tarrentino you are my hero. Enough Said. I went to bed shortly after.
Friday I picked my cousin Amelia (aka Mia) at the bus depot... headquarters for all the freaks in calgary. We went home and watched the OC and CSI finales because amelia didnt get to see them. Ellie Called and Mia, Ellie and I went for Coffee. We came back to my place and had some dinner and then we took ellie home and my mom took mia and I to the concert... yes... the GREEN DAY concert. It was so awesome, the best concert ever...so much energy holy crap. They Played...
American Idiot, Jesus of Seberbia, Holiday, When I Come Around, Longview, She, Minority, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Maris, St. Jimmy, Are We the Waiting?, Wake Me Up When September Ends, King For a Day, Nobody Likes You, Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne), We Are the Champions (Queen), Shout (???) and to end an awesome concert they played Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). It was too much fun... Billy Joe went from masterbating to George W. Bush in only a matter of minutes. After the concert we went home and I babbled on about the bodacious Billy Joe Armstrong all night. heh, hes so damn fine... like I told paul if he came up to me and said 'do me!' I would be like 'hell yah I will' and no paul, maybe not bareback you sick sick man. haha. Saturday we got up earlier then I would of liked and got showered and ready, then mia and I went shopping on Stephen Ave. We went all through TD Center and the Eaton Center and then had lunch at this little Chinese Resturant. After lunch we went and got our hair cut at Avaida. heh, what fun my hair dresser was so freakin funny. I thought I was going to pee my pants. when we got home we were pretty bagged so we went and watched American Pie in my room. My Mom, sister, Mia and I went to timmys for some much needed coffee. We got home and I got ready (but my hair and make up was already done thanks to Avaida)I then picked up Ellie to go to Ceili's to see Joel's band play. They were pretty good, they butchered Longview...(sorry hun). We left at about 11:30pm, and I came home and watched Twister with Amelia. We went to bed about 1 am. We got up at about 10, had some breakfast and then got showered and ready then we (my mom, amelia, and I) went to Home Imports?, Michaels, and Walmart. Then we came home and I dyed Amelia's hair and well she then dyed mine. We were both starving and my mom was taking her sweet time before starting dinner so amelia and I took over we made a pretty amazing stir-fry if I may say so. After dinner we went for a walk at the off leash. ugh, heh... we walked about a mile and then decided that I was bored. We went to my aunts for coffee... thats always fun... NOT! After my aunts my mom surprised us and took us to Dairy Queen for some Ice Cream. We came home and sat around talking and then Amelia and I went to see mike and brent, went to Shoppers at midnight and then came home ate junk food and watched anchorman. heh, what an awesome movie. We went to bed promptly after that. I was so f-ing tired. Monday I took amelia to the bus Depot at 12:30pm waited for her to get on the bus and then I came home. I watched Beverly Hillbillies and then I did all my laundry. Today I got up and went to see Mike and Paul spent almost too much time there, but they all are too entertaining. well not all of them but like... Jessica, Kaley, Clair, Tara, and Sophia. I got home and played around with my scanner and then started writing. I think I am about spent though.


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Tuesday, May 03, 2005
dirty panties

Ha. well its been a loooooong time. I have been rather busy with work and ah, I do infact have a life outside of work. who knew!
well my last entry ended with Joels happy and wicked awesome 29th birthday. acctually I dont know if it was wicked awesome because I talked to him for all of a minute at 10 am-ish! Sooooo. Tuesday I worked a 12:30 to 3:30 shift at the shoppers before that i went for coffee with mike, well I took him coffee. heh. What an awesome guy. Later that night I went to stampede. arg, man too many people that I dont like there. gag!
Wednesday I was called into work because tiny was sick so i ended up working 10:30 - 7pm and then my mom and I went to stetsons to drop off the tour videos and might I say... yikes! I saw mike there and brad we chatted for a bit. Holy man that Brad Brown is a stitch and then some. He is totally funny as hell.
Thursday Tiny was still sick so I worked the 9-5:30 shift ugh kill me now. Im not sure what I did that night because well hey it was so long ago. Probably nothing becuase it was a weird ass shift.
Friday I worked 9-12 because I had to go with my mom to get the lights for moonlight nights. We went for lunch at Boston Pizza and we took mike and paul some pizza for lunch. The gym looked, amazing to say the least. Alex helped me set up the lights and then mike and I wired them the way we wanted them. that was fun. I called Kris and asked her to come because I had an extra ticket. The night was a blast and then some. I got totally hammered and then danced my ass off. it was so friggin fun. Spiderman bandaids, and walks with ice, and candy hey kris... overall the night was a great success. how fantastic. Saturday I believe I slept in and then went to work at 4 hahaha. fun times not so much. Hilary and Dave picked me up from work and we went to bottlescrews and saw one really drunk mike. it was so funny. I was so tired though. we had to pick up hilarys brothers drunk friends tat was an interesting trek to country hills hahaha. Sunday I worked 5:15-9:15 hurray for boring and gay. I went home and crashed shortly after because I had to work at 10 am the next morning. after work I think I might of had some sleep. ha. cant remember what I did that night so much. heh. the 26th kris and I went for coffee with mike and paul. right Im confused now because we went for slurpees on monday ah ha there we go. thats the one. tuesday was coffee and a night of other stuff.....?
WednesdayI worked the morning 1:15-3:15 and then I went home because it was my uncles birthday so we went to east side marios and yeah it was good. then I picked up ellie and we went to good ol' stetsons. Damn you mike for not being there.  Thursday I hung out with kris and was almost late for work hahahaha. it was fun we ummm. took paul and mike coffee. thats the one. after I was done work I went to Kris's to watch the OC and might I say HOLY SHIZAT. yikes! I went home and slept and about noon on friday I picked up kristin and we err, what did we do OH YEAH we went for lunch and then we went to future shop, pet store and then to get slurpees. I took kris to work and went home and watched ferris buhlers day off. I picked up kris at 9 and we went to her place to watch saved. what and wicked movie, again...well still. I canned tyler and then we all laughed like there was no tomorrow. Saturday I slept in talked to joel and then made lunch and went to work for 4. I really wanted to go to joels gig but it was so far and I was tired. apperently it was really good so that makes me sad that i didnt make it. I had a terrible night at work and then Kris and Ty came over and we watched (or at least tried to) Bourne supremecy. hahaha. yah they left at like 2 am. eek. I went to bed and didnt get out of bed sunday until it was time to get ready for work I watched ace ventura while I was in that tranz of not getting out of bed. I worked 5:15-9:15 and kris and tyler came to visit. It was an interesting night. if by interesting you meant that I wanted to kill myself. yeah we went for ice cream. after I came home and saw my mommy she was out of town all weekend (tear). I worked this morning and it well sucked because I hate my job. I went home and crashed for like 10 minutes and then hilary called.  I watched bring it on again. what a gay movie. hahaha. I picked up hilary and dave and then went to pick up ellie but she wasnt there. SURPRISE. (OMG I FORGOT) hahaha. tis ok. We went to the outriders spring fling fuck (sorry paul) it was awesome. I love outriders they are awesome!!! It was an awesome night I got to see joel, mike, bryan, vinny, sheldon, and dink. oh what fun. We mingled shortly in the lobby. Mike, Joel, Hilary, Dave, Ellie and I went to bottlescrew bills. man I love that bar, it was so much fun. cum dumpster. Mike bought ellie and I a rather offensive shot called a dirty panty. lemme tell you if you are ever offered one run like hell. it is so nasty. its a shot of sour puss with alfalfa sprouts and cheese. yes cheese. Ellie was gagging I was gagging it was a big old mess. it was a toss up as to who would puke first. luckily neither of us did lucky for mike because he would of been the target for such disaster.... good times. it was a good environment, I wish it wasnt so late so we could of hung out longer. oh well next time.
heh. well thats all for me its 1 am and man am i tired.


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